NOTE: LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS BEING APPLIED FOR THIS DISCUSSION
ASSUMPTION:
i) this small sample of specimens(my german colleagues) represents all germans in Germany
ii) Assume that this is not my 1st time engaging in a working world.
iii) Assume that what ever I say, is correct
iv) If my assumption is wrong, please refer to assumption (iii)
v) Assume that you agree with the assumption (iii)
vi) xxxxxx xxxx xxx xxe xrxxg. (Guess?? Answer below)
Another specimen. Let's name him MAN.
He is a man, with superb skill of ... procastination. I was given a task, but in order to do the task, I have to refer to some documents made and filed by this man,MAN. As I was refering to the documents , I have spotted some inconsistencies. I noted them down and tried to figure out what they meaned. "No idea, it shouldnt be like that... must be something wrong.."
If I ignore it, the values in my data might be wrong, and my boss might get wrong messages from my datas and finally he would complaint to the respective departments then this will result to internal conflicts which will lead to SIEMENS WAR!! and at the result all of them will be fired and consequently...huh.... I will be the boss.
ok. Back to the topic.
I sent him email about my questions (even though he just sits next to me) and hope that he would reply...
~~time flies~time flies~~
--4 days later--
Jason: Herr MAN, haben Sie meine Email einigen Tagen frueher bekommen.
MAN: Nein.
Jason: Oh... Ok dann. Ich schicken Ihnen die Email noch mal
Man: Ok.
=================Translation=========
Jason: Mr MAN, have you received an email from me few days ago?
MAN: No.
Jason: Oh... Ok then. I will send it to you again.
MAN: Ok.
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--- 4 hours later ---
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N...o.... re....ply.......
I asked him and he said no time. He said tomorrow he will read the email and when the time came, he said no time again.
Ok... It was what I was going to do.
Jason: Mr MAN, can I make an appointment with you, say tomorrow at 10am.
MAN: Appointment!!?? oh..oh... Ok.... tomorrow at 10am
Settle!!
Or else he wouldn't have set a time out for me and he would always be occupied.
Hypothesis: German is ...so 'unique'???.
ps.: Still still do not agree with the hypothesis? Refer Assumption 6 (way way ... below...)
Assumption 6: Assume that you are wrong.
Advise: Pls seek help.
Peace
Javier
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