NEW DISCOVERY!!! USO!! (Unidentified stationary object)

At a quiet, lonely... chilly night, while a cute little Jason was cycling on his way home. Suddenly

Jason: AH!!!!!!!!!! MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The little Jason has not seen such object like this in his whole life before. What a shock!!What a discovery!! He left his tiny little fingerprints on it as his welcome greeting for the monster and then headed toward home to do some research.

Finally the smart boy has thought of 2 names for this monster.

When the monster is not moving:
USO======>>> Unidentified Stationary Object.
when the monster is moving:
UMO======>>> Unidentified moving Object.

1 year later he was expectedly granted nobel prize and since then he lived richly, happily ever and forever.

~~~end of the story~~~

Author: Javier Lopez from the best Selling Article: NEW DISCOVERTY!!! USO!!!